Tragedy strikes early
It was a bittersweet morning. But mostly bitter.
First, the good stuff. The ‘cats are probably the best invention ever. It snowed on and off all day yesterday, so this morning’s run was good and gushy. Perfect for testing out my magical shoes. And the ‘cats took it like we owned the joint. If it weren’t for my poor athletic ability and lack of stamina, people would have mistaken me for a Kenyan this morning. Kicking asphalt and taking names.
But with the very good, comes the very tragic. Grab Kleenex – this one’ll getcha.
Before each run, for the last 4 years, I put my trusty Garmin outside for a couple minutes to get a GPS signal before starting my run. (Non-runners…a Garmin keeps track of distance, pace, calories, sanity, etc.) This morning, in a moment of lunacy, I propped it up on top of the sidewalk garbage can, instead of on the building ledge like I always do. You’re thinking I’m an idiot. That’s ok…because 99% of the time I am one. But in this story, you would have done the same (or not, but let’s say you did because I’m already sad).
So, Garmin’s steadily resting on garbage can gathering signals and waypoints and spy secrets from space. I walk into the gym – DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF THE GARBAGE CAN – and stand in the entryway chatting to the Cool Running gals. This whole process took about 3 minutes. MINUTES.
We leave the gym and saunter over to the garbage to get my sole source of running data for the past 4 years/best friend and what do you know, the garbage is GONE! GONE! In the 3 minutes that I left Garmin unattended, the garbage folks came and emptied the can. At 5:50am!! Whattha…seriously, what government worker is working before 6am?? I’m government too…so I know that’s not normal, people!
My solution? I’ve put a desperate call into the city public works dept. to see if one of the collectors grabbed it first before scooping it in with the rest of the overflowing trash. And I’m pouting. Both don’t seem to be doing much.
Also, this may force me to simply guesstimate my kilometres for this little challenge. So I guess I ran, ooh like, 1000k this morning sporting my wicked ‘cats, so I’ll probably reach my goal by the weekend. I’m really good at guesstimates. Got an A in it actually.
(PS – Feel free to take up a collection in memory of Garmin. Proceeds can be made to the “FunnerRunner Garmin Replacement Investment Opportunity Fund”. Overflow funds will go to the “I really want UGG earmuffs for the hot tub and dog walking adventures Fund”